Ok I do admit
May 29th, 2006
The last post sucked, and in general the post quality is going downhill.
Unlike many others, I don’t wish for my blog to be a dump for my thoughts. Well inevitably it is a dump for thoughts, heck that is what a blog is.
Let me start off this unequivocally terrible post by saying… I AM FRICKIN’ TIRED. What am I tired of? Is it stupid people? Is it republicans? Maybe he’s tired of me reading his blog? Or is he frickin’ tired of the female race? Maybe he’s gay? How about MM2? Is he tired of that? What if he’s tired of living and will proceed now to kill himself? What if he’s in love? Maybe he likes me? Even though I’m a guy? Does it matter?
This space is usually reserved for me telling you in a few short or long paragraphs in useless detail everything I’ve done this long weekend. However that is boring for both you and me. Instead I shall summarize everything I did this long weekend in one sentence: Love is worth nothing when adjusted for inflation. Read about it. It’ll kill ya.
Everyone is a loser. You go to any Myspace, chances are that person thinks he/she is a loser. In fact so many people think they are a loser that that it’s become so cliché and uncool. Usually I would be the person to say “oh everyone thinks they are a loser because it’s cool right now and everyone is conformist”. Actually I won’t be saying that. There is good reason everyone believes themself is a loser. It’s just psychology when people are missing out on something they feel inferior to the person, so they think they are a loser. Thats why you see the most popular people and preps all saying they are a loser. It’s impossible to not miss out on some things, and automatically you’ll think you’re a loser. Everyone is a loser. So the current trend? Being a loser and being uncool.
I am a loser and I am very uncool.
Welcome to Conformitown, USA.
May 30th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny!
Heap Big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!
I’ve been singing with my bad
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time
(C’mon) Oh, won’t you take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you done made a big man out of me!
Now get this!
Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside your red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round
Get on your bikes and ride!
Oooh yeah, oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, ride’em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes, yes
May 30th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
queen
May 31st, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Yes.