Guess what????

November 15th, 2006

Emo boy:
Hi
Emo girl:
Hello *sniff, sigh, tear*
Emo boy:
Lets /wrist together
Emo girl:
Okk! *smiles*
Emo boy:
*slices wrist with 2mm blade* GAHHHH IT’S SO PAINFUL. I HATE YOU. YOU BROKE MY LIFEEEEE
Emo girl:
*Stabs cleaver into wrist* *Smile turns into tortured frown as blood flows into blood collection bin for later donation* IM SO SORRY. I GAVE YOU MY HEART. I JUST WANTED TO BE WITH YOU. AND ALL YOU WANTED WAS YOURSELF. I’LL NEVER FEEL THE SAME WAY AGAIN. WHYYYYY. *starts crying*

12 minutes later…

Emo boy:
That was fun, same time tomorrow?
Emo girl:
Ok =)

Stay off MySpace, keep your blood cells!