still unimpressive

Sorry guys, haven’t really been keeping my blog up to date. Don’t worry I have a perfectly acceptable excuse. In fact when you hear this excuse, you will realize that, “Darn, Eric sure does have a reason to be in exile from his blog, I understand completely”. Yep the reason is just that good.
So here it is:
This is why I haven’t been keeping my blog up to date:
Here comes the reason:
Are you feeling the suspense?:
Because if this is suspenseful you need to watch more TV:
So this is why Eric hasn’t been updating his blog:

Get this - I don’t exist!

Yep think about it. Yes I did proofread the post. No I’m not a John Coltrane. Ok ok, let me explain to you what I’ve just said. First of all I’d like to say, thinking about something that doesn’t exist (such as me) is very difficult and human minds always have trouble doing so. Secondly, that is a lie. Congratulations. You have been lied to. I do exist. Don’t worry, if any of you girls were crying that I (a sexy beast) didn’t really exist, well I do exist. Happy birthday.

Now one thing you guys know I like to do in my posts, is tell you what the heck happened that day. Since I haven’t updated for a couple weeks I’ll highlight for you the major events in my life.

• I FAILED the math test. I forgot to do one of the most important high point value questions
• I FAILED the science presentation. It was too short and written by a monkey
• I FAILED the science quiz. The answer was on a poster behind me, I didn’t see it
• The Azn (not asian) community in Albany has faced a coup d’état. Respected member (and much loved) Edward Kao has transferred to Acalanes High School somewhere deep in white prep master town (Lafayette)
• Pepperjack cheese is the best. Whichever person decided to put jalepenos in cheese is the smartest person ever to possibly exist

Hmm that seems to be it. See how remarkably little happens in my life? Eva was talking about how there were four major fights at BHS. I wish I could say the same, or something remotely close. Currently I am in a state of crazy spend more time studying because of my recent failures at life. I will not accept another bad grade. Girls are pretty.