still unimpressive

Best. Song.

I love old stuff this is an old song. Sometimes people tell me “Eric that song is sooo old” to which I respond “yes”. But often that only makes the song better. I enjoy old stuff. I enjoy old people.

I pretty sure not many people know this, but you know how some people really love children and have infinite patience and understanding? Well I dislike annoying children but I love all elderly people. They have so much wisdom. Everything about them is soo awesome. I can’t wait to volunteer at the senior center or something sometime.

Anyways while we are on the topic of old stuff I must bring up that the best game ever is …

TRANSPORT TYCOON DELUXE.

As many have told me, indeed it has shitty graphics, audio, and everything. But of course it is a classic game that will forever remain in my heart because of the countless days it had enslaved me. Or should I say is enslaving me because I’m back and I can’t wait to play it some more. I’m also downloading Locomotion (Sequel of Transport Tycoon, a decade after original). Man GTA and all those new fancy games have cool graphics but they don’t have what old games did - which is quality gameplay. That means they can make a game enjoyable on the crappiest of computers.

I have nothing more to say. Have a nice day.

EDIT: Forgot to say this but LONG LIVE CHRIS SAWYER AND KURT VONNEGUT.