Oh Shit
May 29th, 2005
What a weird week, it seems just about everything that can happen has happened this week. Well execept for a giant flying hamburger that goes to Arco to fill up gas then gets pissed at the station owner because the gas it too expensive, but then he finds out he is late to a dinner party and runs there than his shirt and pants (buns) falls off and he is naked, he isn’t embarassed but now there isn’t nothing to hold him together so then he decides to rape a lamppost before he dies so he does then he finds out it wasn’t a lamppost but a payphone so he makes a call to 1-800-Flowers and sends flowers to Jack Nickalus (Yeah the golfer) who then thinks that a hamburger shouldn’t be able to buy flowers so he sues 1-800-Flowers but loses the case because one of the supreme court judges is pissed that a giant hamburger didn’t come to the dinner party like he was supposed last night. Nope that hasn’t happened yet, maybe it’s going to tonight.
Hmm biggest run on sentence in blog history.
When anyways on Monday Ruthanne Lum McCunn gave her presentation to our class. She wasn’t what I expected. I thought Ruthy would be a old white haired lady that believed in writing as a solution to violence, instead she was a skinny asssed hippy that believed in writing as a solution to violence. Anywho it’s been a great week because I’ve been able to do stuff. Ooook that was a very useless sentence.
I voted for:
Benji
Jennifer
Jessica
The winners:
Janie
Lucia
Jessica
1 for 3 not bad. Yeah I know that those results are on every single fucking Xanga but I said it so it has to be true. Anyways I want chicken. At first I considered voting for Brian Kim, but it really came down to whoever I felt had the best speech, and Benji absolutely convinced me when he said that he would change the music during the dances from “polka techno remix” to real music. That single statement persuaded me not to vote for anyone else. I might’ve voted for Brian but I would like someone that speaks English thx. All I heard from his speech is “korea” “radio” “communicate” “vote for brian”.
Yeah I’m tired so I’ll finish tomorrow.